Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
