My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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