I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
