He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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