Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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