That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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