she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
