i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I did not marry a roomba.
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