on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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