I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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