No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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