Are we in a gay sports bar?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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