North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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