I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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