For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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