I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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