I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
