normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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