Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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