In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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