i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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