brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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