did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
