If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I touched a dick in church today
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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