normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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