Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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