this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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