Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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