Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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