we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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