Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Randomize
