so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
