So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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