We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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