What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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