your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just pee around me
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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