awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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