under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm really busy with my period
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