My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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