Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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