she was so not down for the gang bang
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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