He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Randomize
