My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You need a sexual gate keeper
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
