Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
