i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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