Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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