Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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