Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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