This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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