I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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